a noose

another term for your asshole; often mixed up with the item used to hang yourself

I have to shit so bad my a noose is about to explode.

by hold up and hold my johnny February 6, 2018

Nomosexual

You were previously attracted to the opposite sex, but then you no longer were due to an incident and you're not gay, making you "nomosexual".

All my previos girlfriends kept fucking around with my so I've decided to go nomosexual

by Nomosexual April 5, 2009

Novus Ordo (new Mass)

The Missal of Paul VI after the Second Vatican Council in the year 1970. Many of the Liturgies were changed. The Priest faced the people, Incense and chanting were removed, a table was used instead of the Altar, and more.

Person 1: Man, why are all these parishes in my neighborhood modern???

Person 2: Blame the Novus Ordo (new Mass)!

Dereck: What Mass are you attending tommorow Dale and Brennan?

Brennan: We are attending the Novus Ordo (new Mass) of Paul VI.

Dereck: Hahaha! Sucks to be you losers.

by Skyrim550 December 6, 2021

noosty

one step up from NASTY, in a good way.

that chick is so hot, im gonna pork her like a "noosty" little monkey if i can only slip this ruffie in her drink.

by dingelbutt January 25, 2005

Noosh Jar

Noosh Jar is a term meaning a jar full of vegetable oil. The term was created when someone mispronounced the acronym NOS meaning Nitrous Oxide System. Nitrous is made of vegetable oil, giving the term Noosh its definition. Jar was added onto the word Noosh later because of similarities to the term Douche Bag. Noosh Jar is generally used as a substitute of the insult Douche Bag.

"Ryan has always been a Noosh Jar"

"Why are you being such a Noosh Jar? Stop it!"

by 7894561233545 December 30, 2009

noose jockey

A racial slur, usually for african americans

"I love malt liquor"
"You would, you noose jockey"

by Uncle Sambo November 15, 2012

Chris Novoselic

Bassist best known for his work in the hit grunge rock band Nirvana, with Kurt Cobain and Dave Grohl.

Originally Krist Novoselic, changed while in America.

Today, he is little seen in the music world.

Dude, Chris Novoselic is easily the best grunge rock bassist ever.

by Bassic Man 3965 September 7, 2009