crazy leave

Crazy Leave is time off from work when you just cannot take anymore of the crazy ass, shitshow crap that people keep on unloading on you.

After the last meeting, Kelly had to take a Crazy Leave to recover from the insanity and stupid mistakes being made by people who were not getting enough attention.

by SullieTough May 03, 2018

Meowernity leave

When you take off work to to take care of a new litter of kittens.

Jason will be out for the rest of the week on meowernity leave. His cat, Wiskers, just gave birth.

by TheRealHarmor May 25, 2016

Leaving a Larry

Leaving an unfinished drink

Are you going to finish that Martini or are you leaving a Larry?

by mhadmhan September 04, 2016

leaving the island

getting belligerent and mad when on vacation. Getting pissed off when normally in a good or relaxed mood.

Mark got so upset when we aksed him to sing karoake - he was leaving the island.

by sexymon11 October 14, 2011

Maleternity Leave

After a baby is born, the father takes time off from work to help care for and bond with his newborn.

Alex requested 4 weeks off work for Maleternity Leave.

by Millertime100 May 23, 2019

leave the cap

it means no bullshit
like when your baby mama is bussin and you gotta say leave the cap

"are you pregnant"

"of-course not leave the cap"

by leavethecap June 20, 2018

maternity leave

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.

RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever

by zedude April 30, 2009