nettard

Someone who is technologically challenged or retarded.

Joe's internet was not working because his ethernet cable wasn't plugged in to his laptop. What a nettard!

by Count Zackula November 2, 2005

Nestro

Probably the best street ever paved. Full of a group of kids that range from all ages. Next street over is faggots, mayfair. Everybody loves hockey. Full of idiots that do extremely stupid things.Midro is Nestro's belt. Three places are the long hill, big hill, and vector. Too many inside jokes to count.
\/\/ /\/\

Kid 1: "Damn, i wish i lived on Nestro

Kid 2: "Don't we all."

by Nestro Resident February 5, 2009

nettin

a member of the albopictus genais. A mosquito.

See also: MO-SKI-TO

by hmk February 9, 2004

NETTELs

NETTELs stands for 'Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life' and refers to the very busy couples and families, usually found in the capital cities burdened with a large mortgage, a relatively expensive lifestyle, and a long working week- often with a long commute as well.
The NETTELS acronym and segment was identified by Australian demographer Bernard Salt who has seen this fast-growing segment increase by 7% per year.
NETTELs is just one of many lifestyle segments identified in recent years. As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other more recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), TWITs (Teenage Women in Their Thirties), Silver Stylers, the Downagers, the Sandwich Generation and the Boomerang kids.

"I'd rather be broke than end up like those NETTELs next door."

by Wolfwoman September 12, 2009

nette

Nete is someone who gets all their jokes from internet. Nette doesn't spend much time outside

-I saw that joke in tumblr. She copied it.
-Maybe she's a nette.

by Dead frog June 19, 2017

netarded

When an otherwise sensible and intelligent person is incapable of using the internet to its full advantage.

John, your netarded! Google it!

by QuietDean April 25, 2005

nattrick

drinking three "Natural ICE" or "Natural Light" beers in a row.

Jill drank a nattrick and immediately passed out because she has no tolerance.

by NattyuptoBatty March 21, 2010