Mustard guzzle 

To spread mustard on a mans penis and begin to give him a blow job.

Phylisha: Wow I just gave the best head of my life!
Jessica: I can't give head, I hate the taste.

Phylisha: Well I hate the taste too! That's why I mustard guzzle.

Mustard guzzle by Menwithbrooms September 24, 2011

Mustard Biscuit 

1. A term for a woman's vagina, when receiving cunnilingus, has a sharp, sour, foul taste reminiscent to that of the condiment mustard.

2. A term for a woman's vagina that gives off such a foul odor so strong that it could result in casualties, much like Mustard Gas.

"Damn, girl. You need to do something about that mustard biscuit you got between your legs."

Mustard Biscuit by JEII May 18, 2006

mustard spoon 

A spoon used for eating out an ass. Smaller than a tablespoon but larger than a teaspoon. Normally used by drunk Irish people at bars.

"Do you want to eat my ass out with a mustard spoon?"

mustard spoon by Australia Barcelona March 21, 2009

Mustard Boy 

A dude with a deep and passionate appreciation for mustard.

Atrioc: I guess my favorite condiment would have to be mustard.
Twitch chat: Damn right, MUSTARD BOY!

Mustard Boy by meteoridian July 1, 2021

mustard job 

Ejaculate into a bun, slap a hot dog on the bun, and have someone eat it.

Mustard Job will become mustard job
mustard job will become mustard job

mustard job by John Paul jr February 27, 2008

Mustard Face 

A Latin American individual who doesn't speak Spanish only English with a Keanu Reeves accent.

I met a few authentic Mustard Faces in El Paso, Texas, last night at Valero!

Mustard Face by Young Cat Meat August 16, 2009

mustard sandwich 

1.) A woman's genitalia; a vulva; a vagoo.

2.) Also, a delicious sandwich exclusively containing mustard.

1.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

2.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

mustard sandwich by C. B. F. April 5, 2008