murfenburger

pooping into a girl's hairy vagina and having her vagina-poop that turd out onto someone's face

Matt: My girlfriend stopped shaving down there so she can really give me a true murfenburger.

Jeff: Gross.

by jeffreymark January 16, 2009

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Mufftart

A girl (usually white) who dresses like a homeless man. May wear leggings as pants!! She struts her stuff in shitty suberb mall areas and still manages to lower the shitty suberbs standards. An underachiever who's ego is too big. Mostly an outsider or out of town-er trying to fit in but really should stay at home. Also fits the discription of an ugly whore, slut, the "wrong" girl for the guy, and may carry STD (s).

Classy girl One: "Ew, see that Blonde white girl in that cheap store? With black dyed hair underneath?! And she's wearing leggings as pants!! Mufftart alert!!"

Classy Girl Two: "Alerted! EW Mufftart! Omg yes, that's disgusting, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. Where does she get off lowering the low? Disgrace"
Classy Girl Three: "Oh that guy she's with is WAY too good for her, poor daft boy stuck with the mufftart."

by Thewhitegirlherself July 28, 2012

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Murat around the corner

Murat is god
He is the best motorcar mechanic
He has only 9 fingers, but still satisfies every woman better than you!

Murat around the corner story:
Person 1: HII UwU
Murat: wanna get your car clean?
Person 1: yeah Kuss auf die Nuss
Murat: "destroys car and fucks his wife and daughter"

by N1CHTSO November 24, 2021

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murf

the sweaty, hairy, smelly region between the scrotum and anus

While you are down there would you mind tickling my murf a bit?

by Murf E. Brown July 23, 2006

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murtaghed

What happens when a basketball is swatted from you by the boy wonder

Brandon: I saw the boy wonder steal that ball from you today
Dean: Yea, i got murtaghed pretty bad

by ian harris October 21, 2007

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Murf-Beast

Noun; A woman who is Fat, hairy, ugly as hell, and other wise unscrew-able. The Murf-Beast can meet all of the requirements, or just one, for just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is the murf-beast.

Though Kattie was a Huge murf-beast, she had an awesome out look on life, she had the love of her 10 cats and of the #4 super sized McDonald extra value meal.

by Super charger heaven August 4, 2010

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