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mutching

Not attending school.
Let's go Mutching today
by *Dan* November 25, 2007
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Road Munching

Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not to crash
Road Munching almost caused K.Lilly to crash her truck on I-75.
by Road Muncher July 30, 2009
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Marching Band

Marching Band = Life

The greatest friends you will ever have. The most amazing people you will ever meet.
Marching Band is the most fun you can possible have with your friends.

Band Bus = Only place you can be tired and hyper at the same time.
Your social life from Summer to the end of Fall.
Common Phrases
1. Band Ten Hut!
2. Roll Your Feet!
3. Toes HIGHER!
4. Drumline, take a lap.
5. Mellos, you get a waterbreak first.
6. Colorguard, smile smile smile!
7. Woodwinds, we can't hhhheeeaaarrr yoooouuuu!!! (j/k)
8. This is MARCHING band, not WALKING band!
9. LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT, LEFT
10. Stop talking and drop and give me 20. When we leave this practice we will either be better or we will be stronger.
11. Halftime IS Gametime
12. Maybe a few hours of staring into the sun will help you remember your sunglasses at tomorrow's practice.
"Hey, Can you go to the movies Friday?"

"Nope, I have to go to the game. Halftime show."

"What about Saturday?"

"Can't. Marching Band Competition."

"Sunday?"

"Sorry. Resting from the competition."
by Mellogirl November 10, 2008
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Marching Band

1. Mainly, a group of musicians playing and staying in step all together.
2. A family who loves spending time together.
3. Best way to make friends freshman year.
4. Something to do on Friday nights.
5. A lot of hard work, but TONS of fun.
6. The most fun thing you'll ever do.
7. A thing that will change how you look at school, and the class you look forward to everyday.
8. Something that is often misunderstood for being "nerdy" or "geeky".
9. One of those things that will change your whole highschool experience, for the better.
10. A way to meet some of the greatest people you will ever meet, and never forget.
Guy 1: Man, I'm so glad it's almost football season.

Guy 2: Why? The football team sucks.

Guy 1: Two words. Marching Band.
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Girl 1: Oh my gosh, I'm so glad I did band this year.

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: I know where all my classes are from band camp, I made so many new friends I'll never forget, and plus, band is where I met my winter formal date.
by bass_clarinet_girl March 25, 2010
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Murphing Syndrom

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.
I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.
by kunit7 March 19, 2011
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chinese marching powder

I was nose deep in a pile of Chinese Marching Powder last Friday night.
by Brendan D May 4, 2006
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The Marching Band

Where 3 or more guys line up and perform Rusty Trombones on one another.
When asked why all the guys were motor-boating each others' assholes, they proclaimed they were lining up for The Marching Band practice.
by CarnieHandJob August 13, 2014
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