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Mooch

Collective noun for a group of electricians
Look at this mooch “f$&ken lazy electrician” doing f$&k all.
All the electricians always congregate in a mooch
by Truck mechanic December 2, 2023
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Mooch

Someone who has a free ride.

Tammy Burger
by Thetruth247 October 12, 2017
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smooch-mooch

To ask for free "lip-service" at a kissing booth.
Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.
by QuacksO July 23, 2024
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Mooch

I barely avoided that mooch of wooks bumming smokes and trying to scavenge tickets outside the festival.
by Lokithedestroyer October 19, 2019
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Water Mooch

Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.
Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!

*drinks and then leaves*

Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!
by Ichirukio September 20, 2010
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Mooched

To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following:

-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced

- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.
Dude is in a tough spot, he got mooched.
by SapientChaos July 31, 2017
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Mooching

When your kitten interferes with random things in your house
by Pinkyhoolahoop December 11, 2022
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