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Baldy McNosehair

A disorder common in mechanical engineers with male pattern baldness that happen to have a comically large mustache. Is linked to obesity.

The term was first coined by the biologist Roger "Olgilvie Maurice" Smith in 2010.
"Where are you going?"
"To find 'Baldy McNosehair', of course! Hahaha, I'm totally calling him 'McNosehair' from now on!"

"Hey, I've been looking for you, Baldy McNosehair!"
by Bucceto Suchee May 19, 2021
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monastra

The definition of Monastra is a male who is sneaky, shady, greasy grifter. A soulless creature that lurks and preys on powerless victims for their own gratification typically because they are sexually inadequate. They have highly addictive personalities and are prone metal illness. Never, never trust a male Monastra.

The female version of Monastra is the opposite. They are trustworthy, kind, compassionate and beautiful inside and out with unmatched passion for the peace and all that is light in the world.
"That guy is a narcissist. He's the worst type of conman, he's a total Monastra, so don't trust him."
"She is the girl of my dreams, a total Monastra babe! She will be my wife one day!"
by babelious April 16, 2014
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Mones

"How much mones you stacking Sam?", "Ay man, I ain't got no mones on me right now."
by RealOGthugg July 24, 2017
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don't let the mofos get you down

A contemporary version of the old expression, "don't let the bastards get you down," this version stands for "don't let the motherfuckers get you down." The mofos are generally anyone in authority or authority figures, whether bosses, family members, partners etc.
"I hate my job. The boss asked to clean the bathroom."
"He's a jerk. Don't let the mofos get you down."
by kingharvest November 5, 2009
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Mañosa

Let's go to the club and pick up some mañosas
by Voodoo Stunna July 23, 2016
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monosexual

A person who has sex only with themselves.
No one I know can satisfy me, so I am monosexual.
by ND494 January 20, 2005
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Mones

When a woman has exhibits behaviors that are caused by a hormonal imbalance such as here pre-menstrual period. Mones is short for hormones.
My wife loses her cool this time of month. Its must be her mones acting up.
by ironminh December 16, 2011
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