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Black Man Mobility Vehicle

A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.

On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.
- Like my Black Man Mobility Vehicle?
- Yeah man it's awesome!
by BlackManMobility May 25, 2013
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Pubg Mobile

A mobile version of the game PUBG that usually poor south asians play desperately in order to claim themselves as "gaymers", playing this game on emulator is also a way to come out as gay towards your friends and family.
Hey my friend Nikhil is a gaymer, he plays pubg mobile.
by WhoIsATrueGamerX July 11, 2020
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boost mobile

A sigh that black people is starting to learn how to use TECHNOLOGY. BOOST MOBILE will one day take over the world by making millions and millions selling their product to white kids.
Nigga where you at?!

Nigga where you THINK im at?

Nigga how you work this phone?!

WHAT? I cant hear you?

I think its your signal!

Nigga wtf is a signal!

Boost Mobile sucks!
by Mr. T Stylez July 23, 2007
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Mobile Assault Vehicle (MAV)

When one decides to break open a congregation of people by barging a friend through them, causing a ruckus.
It was so funny, we caused the fattest ruckus, I just did a Mobile Assault Vehicle on those cunts
by George Bisbikis September 12, 2004
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Exxon Mobil

World's 3rd largest company (2009 sales: $310 billion); 2nd largest oil company (after Royal Dutch Shell).

Founded by John D. Rockefeller in 1862 in Titusville, PA as Rockefeller & Andrews Oil. Using combination of trust agreement and a holding company based in NJ, grew to totally dominate oil production, transport, and retailing. Standard Oil incorporated 1870.

Trust agreements revoked (court order) 1892; SO holding company broken up 1911 into 35 entities, including: Exxon, Mobil, Chevron, ARCO, Conoco, and Amoco. Amoco and ARCO were absorbed by British Petroleum, while Conoco merged with Phillips, Chevron merged with Texaco, and Exxon merged with Mobil.

Apologies to Urban Dictionary for misspelling the company's name "Exxon Mobile" in the definition for BP, p.l.c..
Exxon Mobil operates 37 oil refineries in 20 countries; in the USA, it owns and operates about 12,000 service stations.

Exxon Mobil mostly evaded any significant financial responsibility for the 1989 Exxon Valdez tanker crash, the 2nd worst oil spill in US history (since eclipsed by the 2010 Deepwater Horizon blowout. That disaster cost the company about $4.5 billion, paid out over 20 years (or roughly 2% of profits over that time period).
by Abu Yahya July 18, 2010
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Self-Propelled Mobile Sperm Receptacle

Any woman who serves but one purpose in life....that being to gain favor with men by being known for one thing and one thing only.

A polite name for a women of very loose morals.

Also, a women who gets around, literally.
The best thing that you can say about her is that she's a self-propelled mobile sperm receptacle.
by Coolidge Whore Driver June 10, 2010
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Mobile Task Force

The best combative department in the SCP Foundation. Gets to contain and locate cool anomalies as well as use a wide variety of toys like flamethrowers, paralyzing gas, and top-of-the-line night vision.
The Mobile Task Force is the most chad combative department. The Security Department doesn't have a thing on us.
by Inariono August 26, 2019
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