Sneaky Miyagi

The act of trying to quietly wax on and whack off without waking your partner sleeping next to you.

My wife fell asleep so quick last night I had to pull off a sneaky Miyagi.

by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025

Sneaky Miyagi

The act of attempting to whacks on and whack off quietly and without waking your partner next to you.

Man, my wife fell asleep so quick last night I had to pull off a sneaky Miyagi.

by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025

Kiyan Milani

The best, the greatest, wisest, most powerful, the most handsome, funniest, generous, fantastic, absolutely amazing. In one word genius.

I wish I was Kiyan Milani

by Yanited December 26, 2025

The Mr. Miyagi

The Mr. Miyagi is a sexual technique used by only the Kung Fuck elders and those who work 24/7 for it to be pulled successfully. It consists in catching a perfectly round droplet of cum in chopsticks during the moment of ejaculation, as the liquids spurt out from the penis. One must hold it steady inbetween the two chopsticks as the Character Mr. Miyagi held the fly during his lesson.

It is said that only the toughest-trained warriors can ever pull The Mr. Miyagi. it takes skill and dedication.

by carrotsoup101 April 17, 2020

Mr. Miyagi

While getting a blowie, tell your partner to close their eyes so you can nut all over their face.

Sarah-san let me hit her with that Mr. Miyagi last night.

by MrSprayUrFace February 17, 2026