Missouri Manhole

When a women clamps a man’s asshole open and pours his own seman down it until it’s full

“Yeah bro my girl pulled a Missouri Manhole on me last night”

by Gabe Upsecks December 1, 2022

Missouri meter stick

Shaun Gladney penis

Look at that Missouri meter stick

by Dookie Boy Deluxe May 11, 2023

missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.

"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"

by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023

Missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023

missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023

Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.

My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.

by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023

Missouri Mop Bucket

When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.

When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.

by akaRakxm October 2, 2023