A coal miner is a sexual term that relates to a type of woman with an amazing body but a not so great face. This is a type of woman one would like to have sex with in the dark but wear a COAL MINER's helmet to stare at her ass doggystyle.
Guy1: damn that girl has a nice body
Guy2: eh but look at her face....
Guy1: She's definitely a coal miner
Guy2: eh but look at her face....
Guy1: She's definitely a coal miner
by l3urkles January 7, 2014

by saltyjarjar March 3, 2022

guy:wow are we in hell?
girl:no the sign says mineral city
guy:oh
girl: i told you to ask for directions
girl:no the sign says mineral city
guy:oh
girl: i told you to ask for directions
by barrelracer13_luver August 1, 2008

by Stevepower July 19, 2006

by vin. December 7, 2004

by rebelyid March 2, 2005

Mineral Deposit: A bowel movement taken in the Geology building bathroom on the way to another class.
guy 1: "Dude I dont think I can make it home to take a shit in between class!"
Guy 2: Its cool man, just leave a mineral deposit in the Geology building
Guy 2: Its cool man, just leave a mineral deposit in the Geology building
by snipsnip182 April 28, 2009
