Miserasm

A perfect marriage of misery and sarcasm. A negative and sarcastic way of speaking.

It is so awesome that I lost my job on the same day I bought my new expensive truck...such miserasm.

by Madhatter333 July 4, 2014

Miserable Bitch Face

Follow on from the term, "resting bitch face". Means the person, normally a girl / woman has a miserable looking face and looks like a right bitch.

Is that girl upset or does she just have a miserable bitch face.

by Mad4it November 26, 2015

Misérabing

The action of saying you're fine/ok, when you're not.

I said I was fine when he broke up with me, but I was only Misérabing

by Nabstablook21 November 20, 2016

Misery Nap

Verb
Pronunciation: misz-ah-re NAP

a nap taken during an extreme bout of depression, not taken due to lack of sleep, over exertion, or any real reason. usually lasting longer than a hour.

"what did you do on your day off?"
"ate breakfast, went to the grocery store, came home had a misery nap, then you called."
"ah misery naps there the best and the worst."

by Dr_fiendish July 12, 2017

Miserfull

The feeling you get when you're so full that you are miserable.

After eating half a turkey, a pound of stuffing, and a whole pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving, I felt miserfull.

by FootBrokes November 27, 2018

Misery Hedge

Hedging your emotions by putting a bet on something you really don't want to happen, so at least you get paid if it does.

Dan: "I hope Man-U wins the cup, but I put a misery hedge on Arsenal just in case."
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".

Or

"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"

by S@lty Boi June 12, 2019

Misery Pig

An individual who complains about their situation but does nothing to improve or escape it and would sooner wallow in it in an endless cycle.

Often claiming they are "fine" or blaming other people or events for the downward spiral a Misery Pig expects everyone to give them sympathy and has no intention of accepting that the issues normally lie with them.

"John is saying he is feeling anxious again"
"Yes but he went through this before and never got any help even when he said he would get it sorted this time"
"What a Misery Pig"

by ghostrighter August 16, 2020