Millennial poor

A person with a large sum of student loan debt, yet still has money for brunch, festivals, and Apple products.

I’m not poor, I’m millennial poor

by Poor Millennial December 27, 2019

millennial sandwich

the middle seat on an airplane

On the flight over, I had to sit in a millennial sandwich.

by Protius July 24, 2019

Millennial falcon

A falcon born between the early 80’s-early 2000’s. There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years

A millennial falcon’s great expectations stem from feelings of superiority.

by Bad_chad May 29, 2018

millennial propaganda

usually occurs in TV shows, when millennials over-exaggerate the way younger generations behave.

character in tv show : i’ve heard the puppet is an anti vaxxer, let’s cancel them.
person watching said tv show: wow that is millennial propaganda, no one actually behaves like this.

by heyyadora June 17, 2021

Millennial Pussy

A millenial, male or female, that engages in “ghosting” rather then be an adult and break-up with someone in any manner. Text, call, email, or in person are acceptable.

Friend 1 - “hey, how are things going with that new guy?”

Friend 2 - “Well, great for two months and then all the sudden he stopped talking to me. That jerk ghosted me!”

Friend 1 - “Not even a text?”

Friend 2 - “Nope, nothing.”

Friend 1 - “What a Millennial Pussy! At least text after two months”

Friend 2 - “Yup!”

by Bandito loves Jaymes December 15, 2018

millennial silence

A point in a conversation where the talking fades and everyone goes on their phones for a period of time until someone finds something to talk about again

During lunch at school one can expect there to be at least 2-3 millennial silences each time

by Assclown:: June 23, 2017

Millennial Nursing Home

A large, cookie cutter, cheaply made apartment building with all amenities included (gym, playroom, dog grooming center, etc). Millennial Nursing Homes cost $3,600 a month for a one bedroom unit, and that will go up by another $600 in a year. They are soulless structures with endless hallways, chosen for convenience and nothing else.

"I just got a new job in the city. I'm going to look for an apartment at the Millennial Nursing Home near the bus stop."

by chc69 November 15, 2022