person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023

by Thelifemistake September 15, 2020

Mickey Mouse is the strongest fictional character ever. He has gone through numerous of lethal injuries and he still is doing okay. He also magnetizes anyone that sees him so that they love him, in all ways. Mickey Mouse is the best fictional character.
by Desi_Dude May 16, 2022

When you are receiving a blowjob and just before the big moment you remove your member and with a sideways hip thrust you toss your balls over the side of your dick making it look like "Micky Mouse" and as a her head turns to the side in confusion you finish but only echoing the words "OH BOY" in a mickey mouse's voice. Please note - this should only be attempted after age 45 due to ball elasticity logistics unless you have had your balls "lowered".
by Mr. Russell April 15, 2023

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.
by Khoatic May 16, 2022

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?
Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
by anonymous February 16, 2023
