Met

A character from Obsolete Dream That is so fucking hot

"Oh you know Met? Your a W fr fr"

by Kianareal May 9, 2022

Jack Met

The lead singer of the popular indie-pop band AJR! Also the funniest member!! (I think????)

"My favorite member of AJR is Jack Met."

by A Schlatt Fan March 5, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Pedro on The Mets Era

When someone or something is coming off a Hall of Fame peak, but still pretty good, still better than most, and you could tell Hall of Fame qualities were not far away.

JM: Hey did you see Kim last night, man she is so elite. I needed a White Collar Ginger after I talked to her right before I talked to my wife.

BT: Ya, she is so first ballot, not as good as she was in '22-23, but definitely in her Pedro on The Mets Era.

JM: Ya, her ass is in my Emotional Hard Drive

by Mike109999 September 19, 2025

Met

To fail in awesome fashion after seemingly on the cusp of greatness.

The Mets are gonna Met.

Our company was on a track for a record year and then it metted.

by HodgieMan September 13, 2025

metting

To engage in a meeting about another meeting in the future.

Hey man, lets have a metting about the meeting next month.

by pemm_quats April 13, 2022

Met Game

A game played by the New York Mets which ends in the most mindblowing outcome causing us to lose. Most of the time it generally follows the Mets having the lead for the majority of the game, and losing at the end over general tomfoolery and incompetence.

i.e - Committing a NOBLETIGER in a situation that would’ve won us the game, leaving runners on base, blowing a save, and general dumb plays and decisions made overall.

Jane - “Hey, you see the game last night?”
John - “Yeah, it was the most Met Game I’ve ever watched.”

by mrmet_ May 13, 2024