Beardless Messi

Goat

Beardless Messi is the best footballer

by Ayushmaan May 11, 2021

Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.

After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!

by steeldoesntfeel December 26, 2016

messy cum

To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.

girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding

by lockloadfill7577 May 08, 2018

messy peepers

when somebody's eyes are abit dodgy and have a tendency to wander off when your talking to them

"dude im over here, thats a fucking tree, you need to get those messy peepers sorted man!"

by MadmanJ June 06, 2009

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.

I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it

I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

Messy fun

When a man or a women cums everywhere basically a lot of cum

My girl likes to lick up all the messy fun we make

by Space tent February 27, 2019