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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
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phantom text message

You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.
You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
by fbar December 2, 2010
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Fuck That Message

Instead of being left on, "seen" or "read" this is a term for when the other individual purposefully ignores your text message, refusing to so much as open it. They do things like post or interact with others, clearly skipping over your sorry cry for help.
"She posted on her instagram page, and still hasn't opened my text. I can't believe she left me on fuck that message."

"Ugh he sent me something again... I think I'm going to leave him on fuck that message."
by Alowheeze August 22, 2017
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No Context Message Day

February 9th is national no context message day, a day where everyone can put a message with no context into every DM and server their in on Discord.
Hey today's no context message day, you know what that means.
with that said
put thing instead of think :pensive:
by kenzie is hungry February 9, 2021
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subliminal message

a way to tell someone to do something without them knowing
subliminal message:

wSaOtUcThHnPaArRuKt!o
by sB129 March 16, 2008
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instant message

1. what you send someone when you want to talk on the internet
2. what internet sluts send you when they want you to visit their porn website
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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sublymonal messages

Those really annoying somewhat scary Sprite commercials that feature a series or random sprite related images and random freaky crap including Lebron James shootin a gaint tounge, sing roses,the word Lymon being reapeated over and over and other really disturbing things.

is literally spelled sublymona not sumbliminal
yo those sublymonal messages in the sprite commercials are freaky yo
by The Boys name is rasputin April 10, 2007
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