THE undisputed leader in luxury. Mercedes-Benz has been and always will be the blueprint for all other luxury car companies out there. While companies like Lexus and Jaguar have tried to emulate the Mercedes magic, they're never able to capture the timeless grace and elegance of a Benz. While their US offerings are messy (see the E class and compare it with the European model, we don't even get AMG line interiors,) and their cars are expensive to maintain, a Mercedes, like a Lexus but unlike a BMW, will last you until the very end of the world. Snobs will say their new cars are ugly and overrated but I wholeheartedly disagree. Mercedes continues to innovate with industry firsts, new technology, and cutting edge interior and exterior design. A used one is excellent value for the money. Simply put, the very best car in the world. Nothing will ever compare to a Mercedes.
Henry: I have a Jaguar. I do not care much for Mercedes. They are overrated-
Diana: Girl, shut the hell up. You're just mad that your car breaks the moment the warranty ends.
(*jk i love jags too*)
Diana: Girl, shut the hell up. You're just mad that your car breaks the moment the warranty ends.
(*jk i love jags too*)
by henryfromny July 2, 2021
Get the Mercedes mug.In the world of multi-player gaming, merced is used in much the same way that "pwned" is. It is typically used to denote domination or (at the very least) a kill of another player. The word originates from the root word mercenary.
It is also a term that is tossed around quite haphazardly among gamers for feats that are not really all that impressive. A minor kill streak or a narrow victory over an opposing team does not really rise to the level of merced, but that does not stop noobs from using it anyway. (see definition of Noob for details)
It is also a term that is tossed around quite haphazardly among gamers for feats that are not really all that impressive. A minor kill streak or a narrow victory over an opposing team does not really rise to the level of merced, but that does not stop noobs from using it anyway. (see definition of Noob for details)
Gamer 1: Damn dude, I hate that map, I just got friggin merced.
Gamer 2: All good, we we rape these camper bitches in the next round.
Gamer 2: All good, we we rape these camper bitches in the next round.
by Gamer3608 June 12, 2011
Get the Merced mug.A manager or owner who defines themselves by flaunting items such as material possessions, botox injections and attempts at wearing fashionable business-wear.
These individuals are typically the worst to work for, care little for others and all in all believe the world revolves around them. On top of that they'll generally prove to be an idiot who's only good is exploiting others and taking their credit.
These individuals are typically the worst to work for, care little for others and all in all believe the world revolves around them. On top of that they'll generally prove to be an idiot who's only good is exploiting others and taking their credit.
Can you believe Wendie today? She pulls up an hour late in her SL550 and yells at me for not answering an email she sent to me at midnight! Truly a bitch of a Mercedes Manager
by TestForSpeed January 13, 2009
Get the mercedes manager mug.A mid-sized sport/luxury coupe (often times appearing as a convertible), produced by Mercedes-Benz from 1996-2009.
There were two "generations" of this model; 1996-2003 & 2004-2009.
Most models come with either a V6 (CLK320) or a V8 engine (CLK500), with the CLK55 AMG boasting a 5.4L V8.
Considered by many to be a very reliable, somewhat reasonably priced Mercedes. Both generations have gorgeous front grills, stylish lines, 17" alloy wheels, and most come with bi-xenon HID headlights (among numerous other options).
There were two "generations" of this model; 1996-2003 & 2004-2009.
Most models come with either a V6 (CLK320) or a V8 engine (CLK500), with the CLK55 AMG boasting a 5.4L V8.
Considered by many to be a very reliable, somewhat reasonably priced Mercedes. Both generations have gorgeous front grills, stylish lines, 17" alloy wheels, and most come with bi-xenon HID headlights (among numerous other options).
"I'm dippin' down the freeway in my Mercedes-Benz CLK"
*or*
"Is that Mercedes-Benz CLK320 a coupe or a convertible?"
*or*
"Is that Mercedes-Benz CLK320 a coupe or a convertible?"
by Benz_beezy February 21, 2012
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Get the meredith shields mug.An incredibly beautiful girl with the most loud and dynamic personality of any person. Meredith will put her own problems aside and help you with yours, despite her own pain. It doesn’t matter what you look like to her, she will befriend anyone, sometimes unintentionally because her default is, well, unbelievably friendly. It’s almost impossible to have a conflict with her. Meredith keeps every conversation light and positive, but she can be deep or comforting if the situation calls for it. She makes everything seem so easy, and will help you MAKE it easy, no matter how long it takes. She can hang out with anyone, boy or girl, without catching feelings. She is a person everyone wants to be around because she is basically a walking good vibe.
Person 1: So I made a friend today! She’s amazing!
Person 2: good for you! What’s her name?
Person 1: Meredith! She is so cool!
Person 2: good for you! What’s her name?
Person 1: Meredith! She is so cool!
by TinyNova November 18, 2020
Get the Meredith mug.To catastrophically yet predictably fuck something up. Named for the New York Mets, who have for years had strong teams on paper that get dismantled by injuries, bad leadership, or any number of factors which seem unpredictable to anyone before March (and unpredictable to anyone in Queens before normally September). Commonly referenced in sports media and even among famous Mets fans, like Jerry Seinfeld and Kevin James. The Mets are so synonymous with self-flagellation that using "Metsed" as a reference is common across all sports fans, but especially those in the Bronx (who normally support the New York Yankees), and those from the other National League East markets (especially Atlanta, but to a lesser extent Washington, D.C. and Miami).
Also Metsing, the present participle form, or Jetsed, referring to the Mets' former Shea Stadium co-tenants, the NFL's New York Jets. YouTuber UrinatingTree refers to the same phenomenon as "Lolmets".
Also Metsing, the present participle form, or Jetsed, referring to the Mets' former Shea Stadium co-tenants, the NFL's New York Jets. YouTuber UrinatingTree refers to the same phenomenon as "Lolmets".
"Dude! I told Aaron to mark his exam in the calendar two weeks ago but he slept in! He does this every year."
"Yeah, he really Metsed it this time."
The 2022 New York Mets won 101 games and led the National League East for most of the year, but in a crucial division-deciding series, they got swept by the Braves and then got swept by the Phillies in the Wild Card Series. Even in their good years, they can't help Metsing it all up.
"Yeah, he really Metsed it this time."
The 2022 New York Mets won 101 games and led the National League East for most of the year, but in a crucial division-deciding series, they got swept by the Braves and then got swept by the Phillies in the Wild Card Series. Even in their good years, they can't help Metsing it all up.
by MarlinsMan2003 October 12, 2022
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