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Medium Smying

A cross between a Medium and a small. Is said with a bizzare jaw movement.While saying medium move your head in a forward dip. While saying Smying move the jaw to the right or left as well as tilting the head. In that direction
Correct: Your shirt is a medium smying
Incorect: Did you say medium smon?
by M12345O February 14, 2012
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Medium shawn

Derived from his bulging biceps and strong lats. Every women's dream of a man. Handsome, suave, outgoing and perfect guy for every girl
"Dayuuuummm, when Medium shawn is around, all girls stare at his arms.. you guys stand no chance.."
by 123dave November 21, 2013
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medium lit

Somewhere between able to drive and vomiting in your shirt so no one sees. Possibly able to drive a short distance safely even though you shouldn't. A BAC between the ranges 0.06 and 0.10.
Katie: Were you trashed last night when you ran over that deer?
Brad: I was medium lit. Otherwise I would have pulled over and made a tuxedo out of the carcass and ran around with it.
Katie: Oh that's great! Glad you are OK!
by DixieWreckedMLNJ January 1, 2017
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medium syndrome

When your below up and above down syndrome. Entertaining to catch. Particularly occurs with brother and sister incest. LOVES to fuck random animals.
Your so entertaining you must have Medium Syndrome.
by Jonathan Niemiec February 22, 2017
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Medium

A term used to describe the looks of an average girl who is neither hot nor ugly. They range typically from a 5-7 in terms of looks, and thus fall in the category of being described as a medium on the scale of attractiveness.
Friend 1: "Yeah what do you rate that chick?"
Friend 2: "She's a medium."
by mf21 November 8, 2017
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medium maximization

The propensity to forget about the end goal one wants to achieve, and to pursue instead the means or mediums to that end goal.

A medium—for example, points or money—is a token people receive as the immediate reward of their effort. It has no value in and of itself, but it can be traded for a desired outcome. Experiments demonstrate that, when people are faced with options entailing different outcomes, the presence of a medium can alter what option they choose. This effect occurs because the medium presents an illusion of advantage to an otherwise not so advantageous option, an illusion of certainty to an otherwise uncertain option, or an illusion of linearity to an otherwise concave
effort-outcome return relationship. This work has implications for how points influence consumer choice and how money influences human behavior.
Money by itself is worthless because it is just paper and metal - medium maximization is the reason you want it.
by bardolos December 3, 2017
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Medium Waffle

When you stick a square shaped waffle in between your ass cheeks and squeeze.
Hey Bill, I’m going to medium waffle tonight, wanna come along?
by Annnanaaa April 21, 2018
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