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Mercedes-moron

A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.
No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"

No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."
by Cool4Katz November 4, 2025
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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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Mercedes

Name: ikechukwu Mercedes
by Mark Mercedes January 29, 2020
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Mercedes

Very good and smart person that is wonderful and amazing and wonderful and amazing. She is so beautiful and weird and the best. She will be a good friend if you bribe her with skittles and mountain dew code red. She wont bite you. most likely. no guarantees. Overall, she is probably better than you, peasant.
"Mercedes is the best and the awesomest and deserves sugary treats."
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Mercedes

Someone who really needs a Caelan
Mercedes.
by Blehstuff March 14, 2021
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