ethan mendoza's penis

So small Need a microscope to see it

person 1:he has ethan mendoza's penis

by inyourmom69always May 4, 2017

Meno-pause

A relapse of the brain from reading a mindless, pointless piece by Plato.
When one forgets entirely what they were doing from reading a redundant dialogue by Plato that does not give any definitive answer to the question asked in the piece.

I was sitting in Honors 111 as we discussed "Meno" by Plato. I was next to Camille and my mind went absolutely blank and I had no idea what happened for the last 10 minutes. I looked over to see her doodling a depiction of my shoe. She must be suffering from Meno-pause like I am.

by boredatsalisburyhonors September 28, 2010

Menominee

The worst town you could possibly live in. Bad food, fat people; the only highlight is leaving.

"Hey man, are we out of Menominee yet?"
"Naw, you'll have to wait seven more miles until we get to working plumbing."

by Janey Doe May 1, 2008

Vicky Mendoza diagonal

The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.

That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

by freqznbutterz December 21, 2007

Mendoza

v. The act of trashing someone's tent in a drunken fit of rage due to a sticky zipper

"What the fuck happened to my tent?!"
"Dude, looks like you got mendoza'ed. I hope you have bug spray."

by the K-Spot May 7, 2010

Mendon

A shithole where there is nothing to do. Their are no Brazilians, Mexicans, Ecuadorians, Puerto ricans, Dominicans, and hispanics. Its all filled with little white racist bastards. 99% of the people are older than my great grandma. The only thing people care about are their lawn and raising goats. Worst town ever.

Ya I had a great day until i drove through Mendon. Town really just sucks the life out of you.

by Brandon459 July 28, 2011

meno

A mexican or latin person who can hardly speak english. Comes from "Me no speaka"

We don't want some menos coming around here stealing our shit.

by Nasty Nate March 22, 2005