When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021
Get the Memphis Dry Rubmug. This is the name of someone who just gave all of their information to their "friend" so they can make a clone out of them
by Billy_bobby_brown November 28, 2020
Get the Memphismug. by 2oy October 12, 2020
Get the Memphis Pimpmug. Take a dump from any high structure such as a cliff over a swimming hole , radio antenna or pergola over a hot tub.
by Bosoms Orork July 28, 2016
Get the Memphis Bellemug. A: What is the first name of the football player Depay?
B: Memphis.
(B gets a 12 hour ban on Twitter)
B: Memphis.
(B gets a 12 hour ban on Twitter)
by flytech March 14, 2021
Get the Memphismug. The Memphis Grizzlies are a professional basketball team based in Memphis, Tennessee. They compete in the southwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1995 as the Vancouver Grizzlies, and after several agonizingly poor seasons, the team was sold and relocated to Memphis in 2001. The team plays their home games at FedExForum (yes, it's spelled as one word). Currently, the Grizzlies most notable players include Zach Edey, Jaren Jackson Jr. Desmond Bane, Scottie Pippen Jr. and Ja Morant.
by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025
Get the Memphis Grizzliesmug. A poverty franchise who has never been any good in their existence. The team has players such as Ja (Fake Hood)morant
by G Yeezy July 21, 2025
Get the Memphis grizzliesmug.