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mechanical bull

As your doing a girl doggy style and right when your about to cum say a different girls name, and hold on and try to keep your dick in her as long as long as possible.
My girlfriend broke up with me after I gave her a Mechanical Bull.
by TheFdupRUSSIAN July 24, 2011
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mechanicalness

The type of engineering that describes a well designed piece of equipment, engine or other mechanical device.
You love this thing because it's sheer mechanicalness
by Recycled Roadkill July 21, 2009
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Statistical Mechanics

The belief that thermodynamic systems can be expressed using statistics. It is mostly used to more accurately express a system where there are many microstates involving microscopically observable quantities (e.g. kinetic energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ... , n-1, n or Potential energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ..., n-1, n as opposed to quantities like pressure or volume).

What the author of this article should be revising now, Statistical Mechanics (or stat mech as it's more conveniently known) can be described by many physics students as a "cluster-fuck of endless equations and probability distribution functions designed to intentionally screw up their mind altogether".

It is widely known that stat mech is utterly incomprehensible until the actual exam day, when all the nonsensical examples and equations (most notably finding the entropy of an elastic band expressed as a function of the number of links in said band, and the expression of gas molecules as masses on springs) seem to reach perfect clarity and they tend to walk out with at least a 2-1.
"You going to statistical mechanics?"
"No fucking way, I'm making noodles for lunch!"
by Nathan J. Croe January 20, 2010
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Mechanical Animals

Is a damn good 70's glam rock-inspired album from the 90's. If David Bowie was doing a glam rock homage in the 90's, this would be the album he'd have written.

He'd also have tits if he was redoing the Aladdin Sane album cover.
Greg Burk of LA Weekly once wrote that Mechanical Animals is one of the greatest albums of the 90's. Small wonder Lady Gaga is copying this era of Marilyn Manson.
by Industrial rock FTW! February 23, 2011
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Mechanical engineer

Caleb, a Mechanical engineer, is one of the sexiest people on the face of the planet earth.
by Tall_guy May 16, 2006
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Mechanism Male

A Mechanism Male is defined as someone, usually male, who uses the mechanisms of the world to their own gain. Such as using the mechanism of trust to become filthy rich in the subtropical islands.
Take that guy over there as an example, what makes me different from him? He’s bigger than me, and he looks like a good student. He probably gets a big allowance from his parents, too. But he gets bullied. Meanwhile, I get money and sleep with women. Because he’s a beta cuck, and I’m a mechanism male
by Ididurmoms March 12, 2023
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Mechanix

A sweet song by Megadeth, written by Dave Mustaine when he was still in Metallica, they took it and changed it to four horseman. Mustaine responded by making it really fuckin' fast and putting it on Megadeth's debut album killing is my business, which is also amazing. It is about working in a garage and fucking a female customer.
"make my drive shaft crank, make my pistons bulge, make my ball bearing melt from the heat." Lyrics to mechanix
by tbelphegor February 19, 2009
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