#2 with Mayo

The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush."

"I was at my girlfriend's parents house and I really had to crap, but I got horny in the process and just killed two birds with one flush."

(That's a #2 with Mayo.)

by Sean (QED) June 12, 2008

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Minge Mayo

Vaginal Excretion the day after fornication.

Bloody hell, the minge mayo from last night just ran down my leg!

by D10N_CB3 December 16, 2008

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Nathan Mayo

Sexy guy with a thick dick. Kind, loving, and charismatic. They are great husbands and boyfriends.

My pussy hurts, I had me a Nathan Mayo last night and he beat it up.

by Judobitch June 2, 2018

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On the outside she is often mistaken as weird or her kindness being used as a weakness but deep down inside she is down to earth, attractive, humble with a genuine soul. She don't play no games, a savage when need be and has a unique sense of humor and if you love her the right way she will love you forever.

"Chrissy Mayo" is dope in her own right and the real ones know this🌹🌻

by Cookie Crisp444 November 23, 2021

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Mayo/Mayonnaise

Another way of referring to cum

When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise

Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!

by SydMak February 16, 2021

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morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

by I'm THAT person December 22, 2015

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