Matt Lauer

To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.

He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.

by Naswipp November 30, 2017

matt rose

The most awesome amazing coolest person on the planet!

Guy 1- Did you see that dude.. he has to be the coolest person on the planet.

Guy 2 - Yea thats matt rose

by swagprince500 May 24, 2009

Matt Lloyd

Someone who is exceptionally intelligent, handsome, athletic and humorous.

That guy's a bit of a Matt Lloyd.

by spider31 February 14, 2009

Matt Nicholls

To abuse power with no restraints

I Matt Nicholls my job every chance that I get

by DamagedGoodz January 22, 2015

Matt D

An other word for taking a big shit

Hold on a minute I'm taking a Matt d

by Lieutenantdan June 11, 2016

Matt Hossed

Getting Matt Hossed is when you take your own imaginary moral high ground and watch your career proceed to flush down the toilet.

Whoa dude Hillary Clinton just got Matt Hossed.

by Jyshua August 23, 2017

Matt Fucking Ridge

Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space

Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit

*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.

by Rwandan genocide October 1, 2017