Teacher: Bob, what does 'gf 'equal in the mathematical equation 'x>ym>0+t/a-g+f=15'?
Bob: .... non existent?
Bob: .... non existent?
by nyanscout November 7, 2015

The mental abuse to humans. math may relate to almost every subject but every subject you think your good at, well that subject wont give a crap about you cause your a mortal.
YOU TERRORIST, YOU FUCKED OUR FUCK AND YOU FUCKED OUR HEADS. YOU MATH SON. ALSO YOUR HAIRLINE LOOKS LIKE A PENIS.
by perreroni NEGROni April 6, 2017

principle: can you tell me about you math teacher?
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired
by smertieboi February 21, 2019

Teacher: Time to study math
Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!
Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!
by Dora The Destroyer January 24, 2019

"Math!" is a term that's usually used by Finn in the cartoon "Adventure Time", and is usually a replacement for the term "Fuck!". Similar sayings are "Math this!" which means "Fuck this!", "Math that!" which means "Fuck that!" and "Mathmatical" which means "Awesome!". The word "Math" is pretty much a replacement for the word "Fuck", with the exception of "Mathmatical".
Jake: "Finn! There's hobgoblins at the door..."
Finn: "Oh Math!"
Ice King: "I'm going to kill you now..."
Finn: "Math that!"
Jake: "Ok, we're surrounded by skeletons. How do you want to handle this?"
Finn: "Let's Math them up!"
Finn: "Oh Math!"
Ice King: "I'm going to kill you now..."
Finn: "Math that!"
Jake: "Ok, we're surrounded by skeletons. How do you want to handle this?"
Finn: "Let's Math them up!"
by The Lactrinites June 1, 2016

Maths is a subject that everybody hated, except from that one kid..... they are now homeless but have a degree in science.
MATHS IS CRAP!
by Dungeon Dicks December 7, 2019
