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Japanese Lady Boy Massacre

The Greatest metal band to ever be created. They are some of the hardest rocking people ever! (no that is not an opinion it is a fact) With brilliant lyrics and brutal torture for the mind body and spirit, Buddah even loves theses heroes of metal! Oh yeah and they are better than phantasm
Japanese Lady Boy Massacre will make you reach spontaneous orgasm.

Japanese Lady Boy Massacre is better than phantasm.
by lead duh January 20, 2008
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Taimanin square massacre

An event that never occurred in history
Guy 1: "Hey have you herd of something called the Taimanin square massacre?"
Guy 2: "-50000000 social credits"
by Runk-o-tron-1000 January 12, 2022
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A term for stating something that used to be good/great but was then ruined viva outside influence or it trying to be meta etc.
Person 1. Hey a new TV show released of a beloved classic. We should watch it.

Person 2. Ok it can't be bad who would ruin a beloved classic!

Person 1 and 2 after season 1. Look how they massacred my boy.
by PoorlyKnightly March 6, 2023
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a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre)

you tape a knife to your dick and fuck a girl until she bleeds to death.
I kootered this girl then i gave her a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre) last night.
by nick sutton101 January 29, 2009
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Massacre

When someone kills someone in a brutal way and continues to kill millions of other people in even more brutal and creative ways!
News guy: Attention! There is a murderer on the loose! Wait.. OH MY GOD! THIS IS A MASSACRE! OH! HOLY CRAP! THAT GUY JUST TRAPPED THAT GUY IN A BOX AND PUT THEM IN THE OCEAN! OH MY GOD! ITS COMING IN HERE! OH GOD! AHHHH...

Person: Whut da fuk, did he just kill the news reporter? WOAH HE JUST KILLED HER BY PUTTING A NOOSE ON HER AND PUTTING THE REST ON A CEILING FAN! OH MY GOD HE TURNED IT ON!

Killer: Hi! I'm here to kill you with a razerblade!

Person: AHHHHH!
by Ilikecatshehe October 22, 2022
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Sweet apple massacre

This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:

- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping

- really out of character stuff

As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.

Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.

Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.

It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless
The teacher forgot to make us log in to submit our projects, so I pasted in the entirety of sweet apple massacre, let's see what she thinks
by ElliottLava November 12, 2025
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Residence Massacre

a cool roblox horror gaem where you have to survive a random noob that breaks your widows and planks trying to kill u and eat ur soul, survive untill 6 am or die of elec or die of oxygen.
1:Yo bro wanna play Residence Massacre?

2:Hell nah .. i wont. its 3 am ill wake up my parents and i will be dead

1:No balls.
by qwertyuidoivsjoeidvbawjknvase December 20, 2023
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