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Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races
Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner
by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023
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daisy marathon

Similar to a daisy chain a daisy marathon is raising to see who can make the other cum first in a threesome.
"Don't bother challenging me in a daisy marathon ive got a good pair of lips on me."
by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018
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marathon

an event where you need to wake up at freezing o'clock in the morning just to run for miles, skipping your daily habit of eating cupcakes and your favorite TV series.

see also: masochism
Join the marathon, they said. It will be fun, they said.
by Steve Yotes Jr December 12, 2016
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marathon sunday

The act of doing as much of your favorite drug as possible from 5am Sunday to 5 am Monday.
"Aye bruh, you got enough weed for marathon Sunday?"

"Yeah mayne, we bouta get trippy with this x to doe"
by ImThatChickenFucker June 1, 2017
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Josh marathon

Studying/ Doing all the previous tests in a class in preparation for a final exam
Yo what’s up I’m about to start studying. I think I’m gonna do a Josh marathon right now.
by Jonnyboy22 May 27, 2024
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Glaswegian Marathon

When you're so charged after a sesh you opt out of a cab and just run home full speed.
"How did you get home last night?" "Had a Glaswegian Marathon run on the way home and didn't have money for an uber anyways."
"How yoos get home last night, was alright?" "Had a Glasgae Marathon runner on the way home and dinae have money for an uber anyways."
by osuiqueue May 11, 2019
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Fat boys marathon

I hate it when the fat boys marathon is on!
by car is a May 9, 2018
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