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Manhattan Beach Handshake

A sharp knock to one's testicles by another individual in a group of buddies drinking in a crowded bar. Usually this is unwarranted, unwanted but very funny to everyone except the one who was just knocked.
As Dave ordered another round at the bar, he was surprised by the Manhattan Beach Handshake and folded like a house of cards.
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Dr. Manhattan

Another term for "blue balls."

When a man is naked and teased but does not achieve sexual release.
Man, my girlfriend was so hot last night, but then her parents came home and I was left with a serious case of Dr. Manhattan.
by SDMF_TrueBlue March 22, 2009
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manhattan beach

Rich neighborhood in Sheepshead Bay. It is essentially filled with people that should and would live in Long Island, but have obligations that force them to live in Brooklyn. Due to most of them being rich they were able to get the NYC Government to forbid parking in their neighborhood from the beggining of spring to the middle of fall. Since most of the houses there are not large (even though most of them are 900k and up) many of the residents turn to other ways to display their wealth through their house. Its common place to find entire houses made of 2 thousand dollar windows, enormouse gardens, multiple Mercedes parked in the driveway and other cheesy things. If it were not for Kingsborough Community College and the Beach, the neighborhood would be entirely secluded from the rest of the world.
David would move to Long Island but does not want to drive 2 hours a day in his 745il to work in Brooklyn, so he lives in Manhattan Beach.
by Kase September 11, 2004
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Cleveland via Manhattan Steamboat

A male defecates onto his female partner's face while watching and yelling at the television during a New York Rangers hockey game.
"Scott gave Crystal the Cleveland via Manhattan Steamboat right as the Rangers scored in overtime."
by ITD December 27, 2008
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Manhattan Project

The numerous attempts to rebuild something, only to be slowed down by banalities
We would have had the Brantford account all set and ready, but Bill made it into a real Manhattan Project by insisting on obscure figures from 1994.
by Brian Colby November 6, 2003
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Backwards Manhattan

A sex act, involving a Vodka drink and reverse cow girl. The act shall contain no forward facing sex or whiskey drinks.
This girl wanted to Backwards Manhattan me last night but I told her "NO WAY, I'm not dumping out my Jameson and Ginger Ale".

I wanted to send pics of my Backwards Manhattan last night but the chocolate used in the Martinis got all over my fingers when I used it for lube during doggystyle with that sorority chick.
by Little Feller September 29, 2010
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Manhattan Clam Chowder Bowl

can only happen when a woman is on her period, especially when the blood is clotting. this takes place when a man ejaculates into a womans vagina while she is on her period; the semen and blood mix together. it is completed when the woman pushes it out of her vagina.
" When Rod is finished having sex with Jill he likes to feast on her Manhattan clam chowder bowl."
by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008
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