Water malon

a type of water melon that is actually made of chile this is a refrence to kevin malone from the office

Hey its water malon from the office! no its kevin idiot

by Whatamidoingimbored June 4, 2021

A Nelly Malone

When you decide to sue someone from something silly or stupid that's not necessarily another person's fault just because you want to make money.

Ex: Suing a best friend over their dog biting you and receiving 10,000 $.

"Wow you guys. If I were you I'd just pull a Nelly Malone on them."

by pooopismyname123 March 29, 2015

Malone

Is a possessive adjective.

Indicating ownership of something particularly long, extended, or lengthy .

You: “Do you know Malone?”
Them: “Malone who?”
You: “Malone Dick”

Them: “Nahh.. not sure if i know him….. wait you mean the short guy??”
You: “ no dude it was a jok—“
Them: “ OHH HIM! Ain't he’s the dude that’s friends with Ligma?”

by TrueStoriesByMalone March 5, 2025

Bugatti Malone

When you're too poor to afford a sex change so you get your boy Jose to chop off your penis.

That girl over there used to be a boy but got a bugatti malone.

by Datonekiduknow March 15, 2016

easton malone

red jacket wearing hottie

god damn do i wanna fuck easton malone

by eastonlover69 December 21, 2021

Stone Malone

Phrase used when a player gets destroyed by an unusually smart zombie, can also be used to refer to a zombie that has bad pathfinding and gets stuck whilst trying to chase down the player. The players must agree that a specific zombie model is to be dubbed "Stone Malone"

Player 1: Bro I got finessed by stone
Player 2: Bro got stone maloned, the L is massive

by zeussybaka February 12, 2025

Malone

Has a girlfriend now

Malone is dating a person

by hweber05 March 18, 2021