The Alaskan Mailman

When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"

My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.

by HesitantBubble July 19, 2021

Marleana

Black-haired she-beast, with catlike origins

You're not a bitch, your nicer than that, you are a Marleana.

by the wierdos June 20, 2007

mayleah

She's a wonderful person big hearted and sexy asf she likes Sullivan and also has a fatty and long ass hair and pretty asf and friends with Alondra much love to Mayleah

Awww that's a mayleah she pretty 😍

by Bro it's me November 24, 2016

maclean

a sweet little town on the coast of Australia. however it is also a hell-hole for anyone onder the age of thirty; with a school in the middle of a cemetry, surrounded by bats.

retard: i think i will live in maclean! its a nice place with plenty to do.
person who is not high: RUN AWAY!!!!

by LaughingAwayOnAFastCamel September 26, 2010

Massachusettes Mailbag

A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.

An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.

Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.

by Scottimius September 6, 2008

hondo maclean

An amazing underground welsh band with a mixture of glassjaw and funeral for a friend.

Dude Hondo Maclean kick ass, espically live

by De-loused October 31, 2003

Pull a Mairead

The act (usually performed by a female) of making your snapchat story obnoxiously long with the clear intent of showing that you have a social life and are therefore better than everyone else.

"Pull a Mairead"
Me: Dude, Sam pulled a Mairead again.
You: Ew, she needs to stop trying so hard.

by the party pooper February 18, 2015