get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

R There Boobs In My Face Rn

When you take your bra off and let someone crawl under your shirt and record it.

Yo Sarah did Brayden give you the “R There Boobs In My Face Rn”

by Ella Gabel May 10, 2024

Suck my face

Suck ma face bishhh!!!

Hey dude wonna suck my face?

by Bish13 September 30, 2019

Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.

It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.

by Projectshadow January 19, 2022