mountain ride

Term coined in NEPA that means to smoke pot while riding up that long, winding road in Suscon.
Be careful of the cops while on a mountain ride.
by Savatage August 28, 2006
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Mountain Running

The act of choosing the most direct route down a mountain - not on the set trail - then proceeding to run down it at high speeds.

*It is an extremely dangerous practice that should only be performed by trained professionals and may result in serious injury or death.

The concept is simple:
Get yourself to the peak of a mountain by any means necessary, throw all caution to the wind, and hurtle yourself down the mountain like you have nothing to lose (when in reality you have everything to lose). Your insanity will either bring you feelings of accomplishment and exhileration, or feelings of throbbing legs, gasping for breath, and pain in various regions of the body.

100% chance of catching a well earned case of "Potty Mouth"

Invetned at the peak of Mayflower Gulch, Summit County, Colorado on August 12, 2010. When two hikers realized they had only 10 minutes to reach the meadow below where their family was waiting, they had to improvise. It took them 45 minutes to hike to the summit...they made it down in 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
Hiker A: "Oh s#;t! We only have 10 minutes to get down this mountain!"
Hiker B: "Looks like it's time for some Mountain Running!"

When one is in need of reaching the base of a mountain in an unreasonably short amount of time, it may become necessary to take part in Mountain Running.
by B-Stan:Pridge-Bizkit August 15, 2010
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brokeback mountaineering

looking for a gay partner in the woods, on a mountain, etc.
Gay guy: Hey girl, I went brokeback mountaineering the other day and I found a great new partner.
Girl: Congrats I hope youre happy
by Jonathan Rogers January 8, 2008
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tallest mountain

Courtney Lynne Thachuk.
A very tall girl with a wide load :).
"DAMN! there goes tallest mountain"
"I'M HIPPY!!!"
by Kelsey and Jay October 24, 2008
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Mountain Holler

For people who love life ONLY. A great alternative to a soda drink. Mountain Dew is over reated- if you love life, drink Mountain Holler
Mountain Holler is for people who love life!
by Salmon King May 13, 2005
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Kennesaw Mountain

School with one of the top marching bands in America. Located in Kennesaw, GA.
Everybody wants a band like Kennesaw Mountain's.
by r.clarke March 27, 2010
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Mountain Money

The main "currency" carried when camping, hunting, or traveling to any remote location. Commonly mis-pronounced as 'toilet paper', mountain money is a vital part of any enjoyable outdoor vacation. (unless of course you enjoy fecal matter dripping out of your pants, and stinking like a turd)

Measured in rolls, one should always take at least two when going on any expedition.

Note: Paper towels are a poor and unexcuseable substitute for mountain money.
Camping Scenario 1:

Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Sure, there is some in the back of the truck...don't forget the shovel."

Camping Scenario 2:

Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Oh shit! I forgot to bring some!"
Jim: "We're screwed."
by Real NoName March 7, 2010
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