Mortensen

Someone who is usually pissy. Kind of a bitch. They dye their hair red or green because they just don't give a fuck.
Also known as a sexual freak.

Man 1: You see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yeah... she seems like such a Mortensen.

by 12344552gvg February 7, 2019

moldenhauer

that one guy

hey! its that one guy, moldenhauer

by Ben10west February 13, 2019

Morten Østergaard

(Substantiv) Udførelse af seksuel krænkelse, der ikke har nogen konsekvens andet end udelukkelse fra en gruppe.

Den nye formand for DF har lavet en Morten Østergaard.

by Screw_JayDuck November 2, 2020

Molenski

The act of packing the devils lettuce and tobacco into a bong and being named Matt.

Smoked 30x a day. Molenski.

by Kosmicblues November 10, 2020

Molene

a small- rat-like girl who is currently undergoing the molting phase. similar to insects. enjoys being the rat- queen and drinking her rat fuel- acái strawberry starbucks drink that empowers her rat beings and speeds up the phase of molting

wow, Molene is sure doing her homework right now!

by hamrtime October 22, 2020

Morten Versvik

The guy who created Kahoot and makes education fun!

person1: Yo, school sucks so bad man..., wish I could just learn something useful...
person2: Welp, we can't do anything these days ,unless if we make learning fun!
person1: How should learning be fun
person2: Welp, Kahoot will test your knowledge in a more entertaining way!
person1: Oh wow!, finally, a chance to show my knowledge!!
person2: Welp, mad respect to Morten Versvik

by epic!pewds! February 7, 2021

Morten

Morten is the name of the greatest Halibuthunter, and the god of Haill!
Morten means succes of fishes.
If you want to succeed as a sportsfisher you need to change your name to Morten right away and you will gain skills right away.

"Now I feel like Morten" when you caught your biggest fish!
"I Just took an Morten" when you hook the greatest fish of your life!

by Hookmanfiveo April 1, 2021