Mommy method

One of the many methods men use to get bitches. It can be found in action on twitter 90% of the time. To use this method you simply have to go to a bad bitches twitter page, find one of their pics and reply with mommy and the baby emoji. Sometimes you can switch it up by saying "Me want milky". However this method does not always work and you have to be very dedicated to it. You have a higher chance of scaring the bad bitch then getting her and you will also seem like a utter maniac to anyone who doesn't see the vision.

"Mommy method going up tap in"

by Just another internet nigga January 13, 2022

Drake method

Implying a method of anti-pregnant: pour hot sauce into condoms to kill sperm

Yesterday, I have the best sex ever and then I used the Drake method.

by Kskskskssksk January 17, 2022

Method Acting

A way for bad actors to get an Oscar by trying too hard

Leonardo DiCaprio could only get an Oscar by giving himself hypothermia because the Academy thinks making a fool out of yourself method acting is better than real acting.

by Colonel Kakarrot November 26, 2022

stamp method

the lick and stick or you eat her pussie and then u fuck her or visa versa

Person one: Little Johny used the stamp method on Sally!
Person two: Its about time that boy got some pussy

by Dom December 20, 2004

The Goldade Method

Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.

It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.

by Jermey Sanchez December 17, 2020

Grapefruit Method

The act of sucking your man's dick while simultaneously fucking him with a grapefruit.

Babe, I love the grapefruit method. I could of been fucking a grapefruit this whole time!

by Grapefruit method September 8, 2016

The Alivelisse Method

To love ones relatives unconditionally against all odds; even after multiple disappointments and betrayals. Being the glue that keeps together a dysfunctional family and delusionally holding on to the hope that their family can one day be a happy/harmonious one.

"Try use the Alivelisse Method on your family situation but you can't do that forever! If your family doesn't get their act together while you're "Alivelissing" it, then move across the country or something and be happy for once while they fend for themselves (also for once)."

by HappyBubbles January 21, 2015