Meaty head

A guy wearing one of those meaty netted American baseball caps which makes the back of his head look like a meaty pumpkin. Normally you can find a meaty head cycling down the side of meadow gardens at around 9:30 pm.

Dammnnn there's meaty head ja trying to hide behind a car at the side of meadow gardens looking like a plucked chicken

by Meaty ja July 23, 2025

meaty shitstain

1. The leftover of a fart with a little surprise.

2. A really stupid person.

There's a big meaty shitstain in my underwear.

by Appulis June 19, 2017

Meaty Kebab

A meaty kebab is a woman who is very meaty and greasy. She is often a prostitute, but also 'she' can be a transvestite.

Joel:"Hey Charlie, your mum is a meaty kebab!"
Charlie:"I hate you dude"

by W20SPUD01 August 27, 2016

Meaty Beefy

A fat or swollen vagina

She has a serious meaty beefy.

by Angelo426 January 23, 2022

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011

Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025

Big meaty bass core

A mixture of the genres Deathcore and Dubstep

me: hey kelly have you heard commissioner lately?

kelly: HELL YEAH, BIG MEATY BASS CORE.

by BIGCHOCOLATEFOEVUH January 17, 2011