#2 with Mayo

The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush."

"I was at my girlfriend's parents house and I really had to crap, but I got horny in the process and just killed two birds with one flush."

(That's a #2 with Mayo.)

by Sean (QED) June 12, 2008

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Minge Mayo

Vaginal Excretion the day after fornication.

Bloody hell, the minge mayo from last night just ran down my leg!

by D10N_CB3 December 16, 2008

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Mayo Fakie

Mayo Fakie - Using an old mayonnaise packet on your partner in attempt to mimic an ejaculation.

Man, I had to use the old mayo fakie on Lucy last night. Totally wasn't having it last night.

by Mr.Butter4 July 19, 2016

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mayo potato

A interesting character that has the best nickname in the world: MAYO POTATO. She has swag and style. Everyone wants to be Mayo Potato

"It's Mayo Potato!" Said Girl 1. " Ya she da coolest" Everyone said.

by KA LAYLA DA ONE AND ONLY March 7, 2017

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Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021

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