Martin

A Martin is an ultimate Normie!
he loves fifa and hates minecraft. then you know hes gay.
Martin is a cocksucker he even sucked your cock last night.
If martin had the chance he woul suck every black soccer player and white soccer player alive.
He has a very low iq. loke 30-40 ish

AHHHHH! Your such a Martin! (Normie)

by Igotsuckedbymartin hard agan:( September 17, 2019

Martin

Martin is a guy who can never simmer to a relationship usually know as a player he will use you for him own advantage and will never actually love you he is not very attractive and have no sence in style, martins are cold hearted.

“Martin just left me for another girls, he dosnt care about how I feel”

by Amber kay December 28, 2019

Martin

A spanish ecuadorian green eyed dick who smells like a grandpa and can't speak english. he's a ben ten because all his hoes are ten. he will date you for a couple hours and then tell you about his ex tifanny. he is sped af but he can make you laugh

Random Kid 1: "He is so gay what tf"
Emily: "Oh yeah thats just Martin my soulmate"

by arab69420 January 6, 2020

Martin

A racist, homophobic, sexist person who can be a good friend and does anything for the meme and can't decide if he's a nazi or a communist

Damn bro Martin just divorced my mother after 3 months of marriage

by Racistscumbag January 28, 2020

Martin

A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.

My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin

by NotoriousVodkaDrinker69 February 14, 2020

Martin

From behind, his back is so big, he looks like a square. He seems like your basic weird bleached hair freak. He tries to be cool and does renegade but looks like a freak, because of his strange shape. He's mean, too. All he says is 'Shut up' and other stuff. He's mean to EVERYONE. NO ONE LIKES SQUARE-MEN

Ew is that Martin?
No, it's a square..
No, that's Martin.
Oh..

by Mr. Fishie April 22, 2020

Martin

MARTIN definitely has a huge taint. His No Man's Land has been traveled far and wide. If you know a Martin, respect his taint. Like to beat on things.

Have you seen the way that dude beats his taint? What a Martin.

by Issueality May 13, 2020