Kendall Magnum

Sassy,annoying,tall and talkative child
Conrad: who is that
Sammy: that’s kendall magnum
Conrad: SHE SOUNDS ANNOYING!!
Sammy: she is
by Tylerbliss:) November 20, 2018
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corn magnum

The act or product of collecting corn riddled shit, mounting it of a wooden stick, wrapping it in an ice cream/ popsicle wrapper, and placing it in the freezer in wait for an unsuspecting victim.
Barry had the munchies so bad last night he got halfway through the corn magnum before he realised something was wrong!
by Sudomite September 12, 2023
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magnum shit

If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.
Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:

1) you will bleed

2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.

source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
by CMOSbattery August 24, 2023
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Gold magnum

When you got that girthy and long thingy;) and make the git is get a lil different when they see it.
Damnn you see that, he has a gold magnum
by Yesssssssirrrrr November 13, 2019
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Magnum G. I.

The act of being tenderly sodomized by a well mustachioed man.
Last night, Thomas drove us out to the beach where we spilt a case of Coops beer and then he gave me the 'Magnum G. I.'
by Detective Dick Jiggles April 29, 2024
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Magnum Eater

A girl who is heterosexual who kisses and performs “first base” acts with a girl who identifies as gay/ lesbian when they are intoxicated.
Is she a magnum eater? Oh yeah she kissed Lisa last weekend at the party.
by G4Y4P4Y July 01, 2024
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The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds
Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness
by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023
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