Magnum PI

When you take such a huge dump it forms an island in the toilet. A Poop Island.

After last night’s chili dinner, I formed a Magnum PI this morning.

by TrashPanda81 February 16, 2022

Magnum

Magnum is a gun and a ice creme

I like Magnum

by Sejtype420 May 19, 2021

magnum shlong

a very large penis

yo look at this drawing my seat partner made of a magnum shlong
woah dude that is a magnum shlong

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Magnum Eater

A girl who is heterosexual who kisses and performs “first base” acts with a girl who identifies as gay/ lesbian when they are intoxicated.

Is she a magnum eater? Oh yeah she kissed Lisa last weekend at the party.

by G4Y4P4Y July 1, 2024

22 magnum

When hospitalizing someone with a .22 LR isnt enough, so you want to kill them, but your broke and can only afford 22 ammo, so the best option is 22 magnum.

Is actually better than a 9mm in cases where you care about capacity over stopping power, a s&w m&p in 22 magnum can actually hold 30 rounds.

Its not the most powerful deuce deuce cartridge however, that would go to the .22 hornet.

I just dumped 5 rounds of 22 magnum form my m&p on this noob XD, now i got enought money to afford a 9mm! But i prefer having 30 rounds on a pistol so fuck that! - Raleigh Crips Feild Marshall Tyrone McJamal Jordan (not an actual person)

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong July 25, 2024

44 magnum

Clint Eastwood's gun in Dirty Harry.

The 44. 44 magnum is the most powerful hand gun in the world one shot could blow your head clean off So you got to ask your self a question "do I feel lucky?..... well do ya puck"

by Itsamebobvy August 1, 2024

Sloppy Magnum

When you exchange Skittles for a blowjob in the church carpark.

I was broke this week and really horny, but thankfully there were some Skittles under the seat in my PT Cruiser that I could exchange for a Sloppy Magnum at the Christ United Mission brick and mortar.

by FreshMuffinsss May 9, 2025