lung coma

The condition when waking up after a long (usually drunken) night of smoking many harsh cigarettes that you aren't used to smoking. It is similar to having a lung over, but much worse. A victim of lung coma will find it hard to have their first cigarette of the day, sustain any physical movement, and in some cases, they find themselves without enough wind to complete sentences without taking a breath mid-sentence.

Phillippides: Hey Dad - we should hit up the Around the World mini-golf course a few blocks away. I'll race you there!

Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.

Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.

by brettuthius August 7, 2007

lung butter

Snot or mucus that comes from the throat, normaly from smoking to much bud or cigarettes.

"dude i just coughed up some nasty lung butter"

by grizzlefoshizzle January 28, 2008

lung taffy

The glob of gelatinous goo that comes up when you have a bad case of the crud and you cough for 30 minutes.

With all the people pulling lung taffy around my cubicle, I know I'm going to get sick soon.

by BigDaddyz April 13, 2005

Lung Butt

A booty that is shaped like a set of lungs.

Have you seen Angela from behind? Damn...she's got a straight lung butt!

by sami123 August 21, 2008

Bacon Lung

Swine flu.

Since I caught the disease, every time I inhale I hear an oinking noise in my chest. Must be a case of bacon lung.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

Glitter Lung

Contracting a upper respitory infection from inhaling various body accutrements slathered on strippers after visiting a strip club.

I woke up with a sore throat; I must have gotten glitter lung last night from Kristal at the club.

by niparpapjs January 15, 2006

lung fucking

lung fucking is when your are having sex with a guy with a really big dick and it takes your breathe away.
(his dick is so big that measuring it up against your body, it would come up to where your lungs are.)

girl 1: "how was last night? ;D"
girl 2: "omg it was great! he was sooooo huge, i was having trouble breathing!"
girl 1: "haha you got lungfucked ;D!"

i love lung fucking!

by pilgore the conquerer October 19, 2010