LUke

No words can describe a Luke he is a perfect boy which You cannot wait to meet he is so loving absolutely gorgeous and is so funny he likes his trantrums (like a 5 year old) when he is bored he calls you and is so cute everyone needs a Luke ❤️

Everyone needs a Luke

Omg do you know a Luke? They are amazing

You can have a Luke by not this one he’s mine

by Dai Brooke January 19, 2019

luke

dumbass

hey you know luke?
--oh you mean dumb ass?

by Heeeeeeeeeeejjksowla February 3, 2019

Luke

A fucking huge dong (20 miles) buddy your lucky if you get a luke

That Luke has a massive cock jeheez

by Luke123451 June 6, 2018

Luked

Someone who’s had too much to drink. Usually people with a low tolerance to alcohol.

Oh he’s had a pint and he’s drunk? He’s pulled a luke!
Or ‘oh he’s had a pint? He’s luked!

by UrbanClann June 11, 2018

luke

kid who rages a lot and throws his mic at the wall

luke just threw his mic at the fucking wall

by KewlKidMan June 28, 2019

luke

kid who rages and throws his mic at walls

luke just threw his michael at the fucking wall

by KewlKidMan June 28, 2019

Luke

A Luke is generally a person who is very slack. Any assigned tasks will not be started by Luke until very late (i.e. the night before its due). They also have no shame in the way that they behave in public, often acting like a retard. A Luke is also very secretive about any relationships they may have. Any questions regarding his relationships will result in Luke saying 'I don't have a girlfriend' or 'fuck off'.

Person 1: Omg do you see that fool over there?
Person 2: Wow, he hasn't even started his assignment that is due tomorrow
Person 1: Yeah and he won't tell me anything about his love life

Person 1 and 2 at the same time: He must be a Luke.

by Homerchu November 18, 2019