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lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.
what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see
by lotion night every night March 10, 2012
mugGet the lotion nightmug.

lotion bowling

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.
"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"
by lotion_god October 11, 2022
mugGet the lotion bowlingmug.

Austin Lotion

a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet
by hectorodee December 22, 2023
mugGet the Austin Lotionmug.

Lotionize

A shorter term for “putting lotion on”
“When my hands get dry, I lotionize my hands!”
by anonymous March 1, 2021
mugGet the Lotionizemug.

Lotionized

when your body produces lotion
my body is lotionized like a babys ass
by Lotion26 September 19, 2023
mugGet the Lotionizedmug.

throat lotion

when a man orgasms while deep in a females throat
it was great I made throat lotion come out of her nose
by castnblast June 27, 2024
mugGet the throat lotionmug.

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