lobster burrito

East Coast Lobster Burrito: When you are doing a chick missionary and you reach down and pinch both her nipples.

West Coast Lobster Burrito: Same as east coast but doing her doggy and reaching around to pinch the nipples.

Southwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above, but girl is doing reverse cowgirl.

Northwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above but girl is doing girl on top drinking a starbucks while the guy is smoking a joint and Nirvana is playing in the background.

dude, I totally gave my girl a lobster burrito last night and now her titties are all red.

by JMM-ATX March 17, 2008

lobster magnet

Lobtser fused to a magnet bestowing strange powers.

"Lobster stick to magnet!"

by Charlie Brown January 28, 2003

Scottish Lobster

When playing with a woman's female parts, you put two fingers in one hole, the thumb in the other and try to snap your fingers

Steve had that girl the other night bucking in the bed 'cause he was trying the Scottish Lobster. She nearly broke his wrist.

by anonymous group 2007 October 1, 2007

Nigger Lobster

A crayfish or crawdad.

While not a rich man, De'Andre lived on the canal, and would faithfully set his traps; his nigger lobster business easily survived Katrina.

by tuftskinstoo January 18, 2015

Cock Lobster

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period

"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"

by Mj May 13, 2005

lobster pussy

Lobster Pussy is a extremly red pussy that is also infested with crabs. The crabs are so big her pussy resembles a LOBSTER. Extremly Red and with Giant Pinchers. This is usually caused by extreme amounts of tanning and a perfect home for crabs (Ladys please pick through ur pumpkin patch so no self respecting man will have to deal with ur nasty lobster pussy.

Adam: That girl was hagerd as fuck
Drew: Ya I bet she had some of that nasty lobster pussy.

by Andrew Stark, Adam Ruppert April 23, 2006

Imperial Lobster

A dish that should be ordered with extreme caution at San Francisco's Lolli's Castagnola seafood resteraunt

"I'll have the Imperial Lobster, please"

"Do you think you're ready to order the Imperial Lobster??"

"Yes..He will aid me while I move my troops north"

by Phazan February 18, 2009