lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well

john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out

by Slappdat August 17, 2016

lightning dragon

When you stick 3 AA batteries in your butt to prevent anal rape.

I didn't know her special move was the lightning dragon!

by uncle touchy's puzzle basement July 22, 2016

lightning luddite

An individual who refuses to adapt to new technology and blames the technology for their own failings

Miles always insists that lightning doesn't fucking work and that nobody uses it. He is such a lightning luddite.

by Gooch Rider April 10, 2019

Lightning havoc

A moment of social destruction that comes on so quick, it’s like a natural disaster

Watch out, she is going wreak lightning havoc on you

by Loulou Fargone September 28, 2019

Lightning Pubes

When pubes stick out of your pubic area in the shape of lightning bolts in different directions.

I haven't shaved in so long I got lightning pubes.
Bro I bet Brandon has lightning pubes.

by The man Pan King April 13, 2020

lightning mcqueen hentai

A phrase used in Smosh's Stop Copying Me remake

Friend A and Friend B: "Say the first thing that come to mind"
Friend A and Friend B: "One two three!"
Friend A and Friend B: "LIGHTNING MCQUEEN HENTAI!"
Friend A and Friend B: "ew gross why were you thinking of that"

by WilliamXu210 July 14, 2023

pussy lightning

Pussy lightning is a sexual phenomenon that happens when you're fucking a girl, and her pussy hits an especially sensitive area of your cock. A sharp, intense burst of pleasure races down your cock and electrifies your entire body. The only way to recover from pussy lightning is to roll your eyes back, twitch, and howl like a werewolf.

If my girlfriend wants me to last longer, she needs to stop zapping my balls with her pussy lightning.

by pizzaschit December 24, 2018