laquitta

ugly and retarted person there is alive and clumsy and crazy bipolar

Makayla: hey laquitta(nickname)

Laquitta: (retarted voice) hey baby boy how you doing todayyyy !!!?

by bribrilove April 2, 2017

lazuick

A man of short stature, generally mistaken for one of Santa's elves.

my doorbell rang and when I looked out the peephole I didn't see anyone. When I opened the door there was a lazuick standing on my porch.

by butterman2000 December 13, 2009

Lazily, lazUily, AND lazilY

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Lazily, lazUily, AND lazilY

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

Lazimpian

A couch potato that's excuse is watching the olympics.

David was going to come to the party tonight, but he said he needed to watch an important event. I think he's just a lazimpian.

by The Lazimpian Leader October 4, 2008

Lazing on a G-spot money spurt.

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.

Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'

by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009

lazzing

The state of intoxication under the concurrent influences of marijuana and cocaine.

You guys ready to go to the bar? I'm straight lazzing...

by dannymadigan February 2, 2010

lazusky

the coolest mother trucker to walk the earth. known for wearing grandpa slippers

That's a cool kid! Must be a lazusky...look at those shoes!

by cottonballs2 January 6, 2012