Laxative Roulette

The ultimate drinking game played by a group larger than 2 people. You start with 10 glasses of vodka only one contains half laxative. Unlike Russian roulette where the loser is clearly noticed this games loser goes undetected for some time until they shit out they’re insides.

Guy 1:” Hey who wants to go out drinking tonight”
Guy 2:” Nah man let’s play laxative roulette, it’s this new drinking game”
Guy 1:” Sounds good”

by cumguzzler69;)rawr XD February 28, 2020

lax flow

What lacrosse players consider cool. The hair that comes out the back of their helmet that in no way makes them cooler than an average ant.

"Dude, did you see his lax flow bro?"

"Yeah man, he looks like a retard."

by jrodbball03 December 17, 2009

lax god

a lax god is simply the highest lax being in the lacrosse world , there tilt is unbeliveable

dylan is a lax god

by lizrodzo November 2, 2015

Lax Brah

A female Lacrosse player who acts like a lax bro but in a milder form. often times date Lax Bros but it doesn't work out.

Tim: Jen, did you hear about Heather and Mark?

Jen: The Lax Bro and Lax Brah?

Tim: Yeah.

Jen: Laxbromances never work out.

by Keepernumba5 March 13, 2011

lax beast

a beast at lacrosse (lax)

henry vanwagenberg is a laxbeast

by dasfj December 4, 2004

Chil-lax

1. To chill and relax at the same time

2. More satisfying than either chilling or relaxing alone

1. I'm super chil-laxed.

2. Chil-lax man! Don't take life so seriously.

3. Your mind will answer many questions if you chil-lax and wait for the answer.

4. Chil-lax. The Cod God can not be controlled. Coddism is an enigma.

by cj8029 December 25, 2010

lax-balls

originated from me when i walked out of the locker room to show everybody in the hallway my new all-shibby money stick (that's a diamond-pro shaft if you didn't know) and got nailed in the left testicle with a lacrosse ball (thrown by my good friend, the goalie, Mike "I-dont-know-how-to-spell-his-last-name" Moinihan) My left testicle is still bruised and looks quite shrivled... faive day later...
basically what you need to know is that lax-balls (both the hard rubber ones w/ lead cores, and the condition of having your testes popped by a hard rubber ball w/ a lead core) hurt... alot... really... When you play lacrosse... WEAR A CUP!

Mike tried to beam me w/ a ball in the arm, but his stick had more whip than he expected and he sent a TKO to my left nut... now i got lax-balls :(

by SHIBBY-ONE April 14, 2005