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I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019
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Laptop Money

Money used for the sole purpose of buying a laptop.
Son: Hey Dad, can I have a Laptop?

Dad: You got some Laptop Money?!
by TeeJay5 July 20, 2010
mugGet the Laptop Moneymug.

Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop

Felica is the best laptop in existence she is the bread to my butter the paper to my book the words to my page I love her so much.
Alessio : Hey isnt that Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop you're with?
Me : yeah it is!

Oscar and William: damm felica the gaming laptop looking hella fine ngl .
by Dizzardary October 27, 2022
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Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.
Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.
by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020
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Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.
As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..
by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023
mugGet the Laptop umug.

Arielle's Laptop

The laptop that sucks, is made by a crappy company named acer, blue screens all the time, and is slower than a 10 year old computer. Also takes five hours to load google.
Arielle: You can use my laptop.
You: Ok thanks.
You: *turns on Arielle's Laptop and then it blue screens during a VERY important document which you forgot to save and you die*
by mrmandehfwiujfhew September 11, 2016
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Golden Laptop

The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.
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