wet landing

when a guys pulls out of a girl and cums in her ass crack then slides his cock through the cum

I performed a wet landing on that chick last night after going doggy.

by Joe Stuffer February 29, 2008

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015

Free Lancing

Going full on retard

Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.

by The Real Bossman June 6, 2018

Banga langing

Adj - A versatile word used to describe. If something's banga langing, it's good BUT if someone's banga langing then they're considered a spicy little individual.

Anya looks banga langing today

by Susan Boyle's breast milk November 30, 2018

Rishab Langi

Rishab Langi is normally a sexy beast but can also turn into a proper autistic tranny.
He is fun to be around, especially when he is in his sexy form💦. He is strong and Courageous and whenever i feel threatened he will always be there.

Stanger: hey bitch give me your purse
Me: no... please dont hurt me... daddy rishab langi...
Rishab langi: stop right there criminal. This is a place for no one like you to be.
-gets penis out-
Stranger:i am sorry, i will leave

by StrangerDanger169 June 2, 2021

bang-a-langin'

banging of the wild and crazy variety.

One of my worst nightmares is walking in on my parents bang-a-langin'.

by Jessj July 2, 2007

Dirty Moon Landing

The act of pressing your ass up against another persons ass and then letting out a juicy fart, thereby causing the fartee to whinge in disgust.

She was moaning on her hands and knees, cheeks spread with impatient anticipation of shelthing the throbbing red rod of pleasure when all of a sudden she felt a dank boggy stench roll up her back and tickle her nose as he came in for a Dirty Moon Landing.

by The_Manbeast June 6, 2017