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long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 11, 2019
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Power Lurking

Hovering around a public power outlet - at an airport, coffee shop, book store, etc - waiting for another person to unplug their laptop or phone so you can plug in and charge up.
"Yeah, I'm power lurking at Barnes and Noble. My laptop battery is almost toast. There's one outlet but a dude is using it for his phone and laptop. I gotta hover and jump on it as soon as he splits."
by udobserver September 17, 2014
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lurk

Originating from Ryutaroll, this term means "to stalk an online chat."
- They're lurking again. What are we supposed to do to get them to actually speak?
- Ping them?
- Bad idea. It never works. They just lurk and lurk and lurk. I wouldn't be surprised if they know more about this chat then we do.
by Miserable Instrument January 19, 2025
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Delusional Lurking

Thinks they are a part of the team but are not (Manas).
As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.
by Stinky MP September 15, 2025
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Lurk

by Bud glazer June 30, 2018
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Cyber lurk

To pass away time online, trawling through forums and tube sites, looking to gain sexual information or images.
There was no work today, so I stayed home and had a cyber lurk.
by Porngoggles August 24, 2015
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Linger lurk

A person who can not tell when they are not wanted. A linger lurk may not be wanted at a Certain please or at a certain time or around certain people a linger lurk can go as far as a person who may not be want romantically nevertheless they are not wanted
Becky just go home you linger lurk it’s four in the morning and my girls going to be home like right now so you got to go because I never said your ass was going to stay the night did I ?
by Tethedonn March 27, 2022
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