So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 11, 2019
Get the long distance lurkingmug. Hovering around a public power outlet - at an airport, coffee shop, book store, etc - waiting for another person to unplug their laptop or phone so you can plug in and charge up.
"Yeah, I'm power lurking at Barnes and Noble. My laptop battery is almost toast. There's one outlet but a dude is using it for his phone and laptop. I gotta hover and jump on it as soon as he splits."
by udobserver September 17, 2014
Get the Power Lurkingmug. - They're lurking again. What are we supposed to do to get them to actually speak?
- Ping them?
- Bad idea. It never works. They just lurk and lurk and lurk. I wouldn't be surprised if they know more about this chat then we do.
- Ping them?
- Bad idea. It never works. They just lurk and lurk and lurk. I wouldn't be surprised if they know more about this chat then we do.
by Miserable Instrument January 19, 2025
Get the lurkmug. As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.
by Stinky MP September 15, 2025
Get the Delusional Lurkingmug. To pass away time online, trawling through forums and tube sites, looking to gain sexual information or images.
by Porngoggles August 24, 2015
Get the Cyber lurkmug. A person who can not tell when they are not wanted. A linger lurk may not be wanted at a Certain please or at a certain time or around certain people a linger lurk can go as far as a person who may not be want romantically nevertheless they are not wanted
Becky just go home you linger lurk it’s four in the morning and my girls going to be home like right now so you got to go because I never said your ass was going to stay the night did I ?
by Tethedonn March 27, 2022
Get the Linger lurkmug. 